Speak and Spell

We all know with the invention of cellphones and auto-correct that occasionally what ends up in a post was not what we had in our minds. These brides weren't victims of the auto-correct demons inside their iPhones. Behind that blonde hair the hamster wheel may not be turning:

The new "cool" way to spell napkin. With a K like knight or knife. (Also, spelled correctly in the link she copied). 

While "bustle" isn't a word that comes up in everyday vernacular..."buffle" isn't a word pertaining to clothes at all. 

BUSTLE - a type of framework used to expand the fullness of support the drapery of the back of a woman's dress. 

BUFFLE- 1. Buffalo. 2. To be at a loss, puzzled. 

Clearly I am buffled by her wordage. 

If you can't spell the word "bouquet," you may need to reconsider making one I mean, there are floral words that are hard (like boutionniere, boutineer -- both complicated words and accepted spellings), but bouquet...c'mon!

And what do I think? Your "boughet" needs as much work as your spelling. 

This lady was trying to figure out how to get the little figurines on the side of her cake (which we will address in another post altogether), but the comment was priceless.

If you can't speak bizarre she's attempting to tell her to search for "silhouettes". However, if you search for "selluetes" you get:

Did you mean:

silhouettes

salutes

sellouts

sellantes

Aka...NOT A WORD.

This bride got it almost right...until the end. She was so close! She got out bouquet, bridesmaids, skipped the treacherous male pinned flower by just saying "guys," and then....CORSETS?

I've never seen a corset made of flowers or designed for mothers to wear to weddings. It might be quite a site! 

If you're lost, she meant a corsage. It's the dainty flower arrangement generally reserved for mothers and grandmothers which is either pinned (like the male counterpart) or worn on the wrist. 

Last, but not least, I feel bad for posting this. The girl clearly put her heart into making this, but good intentions don't always manifest into a good end result. 

Well, at least her blind bridesmaid won't have to see her spelling errors or the bouquet. I'm going to hell aren't I?

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